#1: Mario! Mario! Mario!! (Super Mario Bros. 3)
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Legendery. Advert’s don’t get any better then this, trust us: Espechialy
the way it zooms out to show Mario’s head on the world. It’s atualy
better then the Animé-Style Japanese advert, which we’ll show you
bellow just because we’re nice.
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#2: Just me and you, just you and me… (Super Smash Bros., N64)
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You know this one. If you don’t want it, because it’s brilliant.
Espechialy the bit where… No, wait, Spoilers! If you’ve seen it, Yoshi
hits Pikachu over the head with a Hammer. We wanna go.
#3: Yoshi’s Back! (Yoshi’s Island Advance, GBA)
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Just watch it. We don’t want to spoil the genius, apart from the fact
that they realy should of found a better actor to play Yoshi.
#4: The Zelda Rap (Legend of Zelda, NES)
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“It’s the Legend of Zelda and it’s realy rad/Those creatures from Ganon
are pretty bad/Octiles, Tectites and Lebras too/But with your help, our
hero pulls through. Yeah, look at that. Awsome! Intense!” “Your Parents
Help You Set It Up!” Pure Advert Gold.
#5: DK Country (SNES)/SEGA Gennisis
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“Genisis does what Nintendon’t!” “NOT ON SEGA.” Two immortal lines, remember by millinos to this day.
Games these days, (And in the past) need and have needed boosts to get
everyone to buy ‘em. Belive it or not, not everyone bought Sonic the
Hedgehog 2 when they saw the 65% in GamesMaster, or Brawl when it got
93% in Ngamer. Not even a 96% for Okami from us was enough to flog a
couple more copies, or our Zack & Wiki Campaign. No, it took these…
